Obviously
Jessica Simpson wasn’t invited to the
Grammys because she’s fat now and ever since
Jennifer Hudson lost all that weight, they don’t allow fatties to these events. Wait, that can’t be right,
Christina Aguilera was there and she was downright chunky. Maybe Jessica wasn’t invited because she hasn’t released anything of any quality in….. I don’t know the answer to that question. Anyhow, here she is in her fat girl flannel shirt doing her best to distract us from her weight issues by sporting some nice little short shorts. I don’t think it’s working.
Obviously Jessica Simpson wasn’t invited to the Grammys because she’s fat now and ever since Jennifer Hudson lost all that weight, they don’t allow fatties to these events. Wait, that can’t be right, Christina Aguilera was there and she was downright chunky. Maybe Jessica wasn’t invited because she hasn’t released anything of any quality in….. I don’t know the answer to that question. Anyhow, here she is in her fat girl flannel shirt doing her best to distract us from her weight issues by sporting some nice little short shorts. I don’t think it’s working.
